Da Pidgin Ten Commandments Hawaiian Style

I found this at Jameston by the Sea Restaurant on the North Shore of Oahu

1. God is numbah one.

2. No make da kine statues.

3. Watch yo’ mout. No swea with God’s name.

4. On Sunday, no can do notting.

5. Leesen to yo’ muddah and yo’ fuddah.

6. No murder nobody.

7. No go moemoe with yo’ bradah’s wahine.

8. No cockaroach notting.

9. No lie, brah!

10. No be jealous one noddah person’s stuffs.

Oh, an one noddah ting… no talk stink about nobody, bumbye you get bachi.

Transalation

1. “I am the LORD thy God”
2. “Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image”
3. “Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain”
4. “Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy”
5. “Honour thy father and thy mother”
7. “Thou shalt not commit adultery”
8. “Thou shalt not steal”
9. “Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.”
10. “Thou shalt not covet ”

Oh, and one other thing, don’t talk bad about no body behind their backs – I think this is what the last line says